Ethically sourced Anime Girls™

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
yamada-ryo
dragongirlsnout

DASHBOARD UNFUCKER V1.0

as 90% of desktop users have probably found out, today @staff released an update that for some insane reason COMPLETELY remodels the dashboard to replicate twitter's. this is of course in the wake of numerous other thoroughly hated changes and a continued refusal to fix any of the site's actual problems, half of which stem directly from site management.

HOWEVER, thanks to the power of jQuery, i was able to throw together a userscript that remodels the dashboard back to its original look almost perfectly.

here is my dashboard right now, with the script active:

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and here is the old dashboard in separate tab container that hasn't received the update:

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it's hardly perfect; i had trouble making it force reload to the fixed layout when switching between other pages and the dashboard, and it currently only fixes just the dashboard. it's also completely untested on browsers other than firefox, and chances are it looks a bit screwy on ultrawide monitors. but for now at least, it's a good fix.

the unfucker is a tampermonkey userscript. all you have to do to use it is install the tampermonkey extension, hit "create new script", and replace the default code on the page with the script (link here) and save it.

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kinesthetiachomoromanticore
txttletale

it is insane how fucking tiny these buttons are did they not like. consider the concept of UI scaling like at all. did they not consider what theyd do if someone had a big monitor. what is this shit

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txttletale

why asre there two post buttons. why do i get little numbers next to 'home' and 'following' when btoh are giving me the exact same information. why is it that when you open the account view you have the exact same information on both sides of your screen. why is it that the activity popup obscuires the dashboard now instead of the 1000000 miles of empty space on my god damn desktop. did they not consider the concept of UI scaling at all?????

txttletale

when i first saw people p[ostp about this i thought maybe they were overreacting because they hate twitter and change but like. whatever you think abotu the concept of 'putting all this shit on the left side of your screen' as a bold UI innovation or whatever in concept this shit is like. just straight up unfinished. like i legitimately dont understand how this was considered ready to roll out to users

txttletale

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why does the activity popup open on the ONE part of my screen i DONT want to be obscured when im using tumblr dot com!!

txttletale

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no seriously why is this information displayed twice one inch apart. im not being snarky when i say this genuinely just seems actually unfinished

txttletale

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dont talk to me or my three (3) 'activity' buttons that show up when you're already on the activity page ever again

yamada-ryo
theinformationcollector

TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.

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blurrymango

Jesus ffucking christ bro.

kawaii-pigeon

Seems like he had an oral fixation… Almost as if he were replacing the cigarette with… No i shant say…

gearboxpraexology

Then we’ll all say it together

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garobenmonster
nerianasims
Studios Are Terrified That the Strikes Will Reveal the Truth About Streaming
We are now part of the Summer of Strike. After failed negotiations with the studios and corporations who run the entertainment industry, bot
Pajiba

"Think of the two major possibilities here: Either the studios owe untold millions to their talents and paying it out will decimate their stock prices, or they owe so little because there really is no money in streaming and the bubble of their entire 21st century business model will burst in spectacular fashion. And make no mistake: this is a bubble. This is the inevitable climax of a stockholder-driven hunger for infinite growth, despite the fact that, by design, such a thing cannot and should not exist. The infection of Wall Street has overwhelmed the entertainment industry beyond repair, leading to cultural vandals like David Zaslav to be appointed with the callous duty of strip-mining decades’ of artistic beauty for pennies of tax write-offs. The past and future are frivolous in comparison to the short-term demands that the line keep going up."

yamada-ryo
rycake

uhhhh why are they flirting with making likes a public thing on this site… what i like is between me and god

despazito

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Girlies our likes are no longer safe

tarantula-hawk-wasp

Clarification : it is only if you already have your likes set to public already.

If you have the setting of seeing what people you follow liked on then you will see content from the likes of blogs you follow that have likes set to public

It sucks yes, and I hope they stop, but don’t freak out if you have your likes private already.